What did you learn about cheating after you went to college?

After going to college, I learned something about cheating ？

author ： Liu Yiduo
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1. Make sure you buy one High pixel , Large memory The mobile phone .

2. I passed Grade four or six in my freshman year ！ Then sign up every year to continue to brush points .

3. Before going to bed at night , Go to bed without toilet paper . Can't help but don't use it up and stuff it under the pillow .

4. The first time I did group work , Lick your face and rush to Xueba Group ！

5. The student union is a pit ！ If I can do it again, I will treat the student president who looks safe ,tui I said ：“ Go to NMD, Put on a fart ！”

6. Like is the most cost-effective in the University social contact One method . Don't wait , Give me a compliment and practice it first ~

7. Uninstall the phone “ Glory of Kings ” and “ Game for Peace ”, One game, one class , Finally, the game lost , I didn't listen to class .

8. Don't dye, perm and make nails a week before school .

9. Report early , Be the first person to choose a bed in the bedroom , Choose one away from the door , Stay away from the air outlet , The upper berth away from the toilet .

10. When choosing a school , We must see the campus clearly , Otherwise, it's ten miles around , There is not even a small hotel with rooms ！

11. Close the circle of friends , Unimportant group chat settings are not disturbed . In this way, you won't be distracted by small red dots , Interrupt what you are doing .

12. Kill yourself and don't let yourself fail ！ Failing the exam is more than just making up , It also means that you can't select the best , What is more important is value 8000 The national scholarship of block is missed .

13. Getting rid of poverty is far more important than getting rid of bills .

14. Don't take a lunch break in the dormitory . Sleepy and tired, lie down in the library for a while , If you don't sleep in the dormitory until night, you can't get up at all .

15. When elder martial sister warmly recommended subscribing to various periodicals and magazines , say ：“ A: no, no , thank you ！”

16. Use your student ID card . Student ID card can not only enjoy pizza hut , haidilao ,DQ discount , You can also experience high-speed rail , Plane ticket , Tickets are half price .
17. Write the application for Party membership earlier , Join the party It's a long process , We must first become party activists , Another year of investigation , Late application , I can't get it after graduation Party member certificate .
18. Go to class alone , Go to dinner alone , Go to the library alone , Instead of everything taking the dormitory as the unit , Waiting for everyone .

19. Students who are good at interaction are more popular , For example, I wrote this answer for you , Give me a compliment , This is benign interaction ~

20. Participate in various school recruitment , In especial 985/211 College recruitment , Don't be too troublesome and disgraceful , Only in this way can we know what kind of people large enterprises want , According to this Direction To make up for your shortcomings is the most effective way .

21. Spend every day 2 minute , There are also important group news on the school's official website , What activities add points , Which competitions have started to sign up , Can master first-hand information , Don't wait until the competition registration is over to know such a thing .

22. get driver's license , The more things go on , When graduation, job hunting and postgraduate entrance examination are piled up , There is no time .
23. Don't join any new associations . This kind of club recruits people by drawing big cakes , In fact, I can't get any funds , Can't afford a decent activity , All of you 0 Experience , If you don't pay any dues, his ancestral grave is smoking .

24. I won't dig my heart and lungs out of my roommate at the beginning , Treat them as true friends .
25. Keep up with the most awesome direct line elder martial brothers and sisters , Make a good relationship , Contact them more , Access to quality resources , There will be many more projects .
26. Participate in the school organization “ Campus singer ” competition , It doesn't matter if you don't sing well , Just want to experience standing on the stage , The feeling of being noticed by the whole school , Otherwise, you can only applaud silently under the stage for four years in College .
27. Sit in the first row of the classroom . When I was in College , The girl in my lower bunk doesn't score as high as me in the college entrance examination , Just when we all rushed to sit in the back of the classroom , She always sits in the first row , Later, she went to Peking University with the first grade in her major .
28. At the beginning of school , Things you can buy in the school supermarket , Don't take it from home , Don't post . Of course , A week in advance online shopping Pretty good also .
29. Don't aggrieve yourself in order to be sociable .

Not everyone is playing games , You have to join them ;

Don't see everyone in love , Just find one “ object ” Make a scene ;

And don't take the courses you want , Nobody together , Just give up .

30. Master at least one “ No one else will ” Skills . Have a good command of office, English level University 6 level , This kind of thing is what a college student will , One o'clock value None . Be sure to learn a professional skill that the teacher didn't teach , such as ：pr、ps、python.
31. evening 11 Go to bed before o'clock , morning 8 Get up before . I said for the sake of health , You may not realize , But just do it , You will feel that the time is getting longer , Finish homework , After the preview, take a look at the time 10 spot .

32. Watch more meaningful movies , Instead of staying in the dormitory .

Watch the movie , It's much more important than you think .

Whether it's domestic or foreign , Italian or Japanese , No matter Oscar or online, I can't find resources , Or a documentary 、 Popular science film 、 Humanities and ethics film 、TED Video and so on , I'm going to see it .
33. When taking college students' career planning class , Plan carefully for yourself , Hand in a true report , Not to deal with teachers , Copy and paste a copy on the Internet .
34. Skipping lectures will only follow 80 years ppt Read the teacher's class . stay MOOC 、b standing 、TED And so on. Learn your favorite courses on the website .
35. I made rules with my roommate from the beginning . What time do you turn off the lights , How to clean the sanitation , All must be settled , Don't feel that it's over after you bear it , Endure for a long time , It will turn into a tear and force war .

36. Brave once , Confess to the person you like earlier . Instead of quietly giving up when he has a girlfriend .

37. People who know how to respond to others , It's easier to have good luck , Like someone who knows how to double-click the screen , You can always gain more small skills ~
38. When there's no class , Just prepare for the examination . such as ： computer second-level , Putonghua grade test , In school, there is no difference between one more certificate and one less certificate , The role can be highlighted when looking for a job .

39. Make friends with the study committee . An excellent friend is a benchmark , With her , It will naturally become excellent . Only play games with every day Skip classes I'm playing with a lot of people , After a long time , I will become like that .

40. Don't sell phone cards , Scan the code to give gifts , A part-time job like handing out leaflets , Spend time studying , Go to the library to read two more books , Do more projects with teachers .

41. Before school , Learn to wear and make-up with online bloggers . Good looking people are especially favored when voting democratically .

42. Determine what you want to do in the future , Then work hard for this goal .

Want to test civil servants , Just join the Party Branch , The Secretary of the campaign ;

Want to guarantee postgraduate entrance examination , Determine the target colleges , Study English well ;

Want to work in a big factory , Just pay attention to big factories Internship Information , Seize every internship opportunity .

43. Pay attention to the side of the body , Keep running every day . Run like this 800 It's a little easier when you're here , Now the country pays attention to quality education , Body side failed , No matter how good your academic performance, you can't get a scholarship .

44. Cultivate a lifelong hobby . It can be a guitar , Hip hop , Or photography , Painting and so on , Find what you really love , Hold the line .

45. Do not order books uniformly in school , Borrow from the senior and senior students of the direct Department , Or buy directly online , It can save money for a short trip ！
46. Take more photos to record your life , When others look through photos and recall their freshman life , Find yourself only by memory and imagination , Embarrassed, sad and regretful .
47. If you haven't gone to college , I hope this answer can help you lightning , If you have finished your freshman year , I hope you can stop the loss in time and get better , Finally, I hope you can give me a little praise , Let me be a witness to your excellence ~

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