Have you learned the correct expression posture of programmers on Valentine's day?

It's Valentine's day again , For just experienced “ Spring Festival urges marriage ” For the programmers , Undoubtedly another critical hit .

A huge group of losers 、IT Programmers in the world are often the object of ridicule , Because it is often associated with machines , Dealing with computers , So the single rate is very high .

Tang Tang is also anxious for you ！ In order to help everyone off the order , Tang Tang specially found a confession strategy specially tailored for programmers for everyone , Take it away quickly and give it to the woman （ male ） God confess ！

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Open... In the web page ：

Then press Ctrl+F, Then input 9 , Some browsers need to press enter again , Then it lights up ~

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A company programmer's confession to the object

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To a woman （ male ） Recommended by God Chrome browser , Help open Google account Open all synchronization functions ,

Such a woman （ male ） God can also instantly get his own browser on different computers and terminals .

Then log in to your computer quietly when necessary （ male ） God's account adds what you want to say in the tab ,

then TA I was surprised to find ：

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Or generate a QR code for the content that needs to be expressed , Then share it with the goddess , such as

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An American engineer Ben Kokes To show my girlfriend Julie Nicolai To marry him , It took 5 It took six months to make this “LED Shiny diamond ring ”.

This ring is very interesting , As long as he is nearby , The ring on his girlfriend's hand will shine as a reminder .

This is it. “ Technical nerd ” The romance of .

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Love tree

Source code download address ：

https://github.com/wuxia2001/loveyue/tree/master/%E7%AC%AC%E4%B8%80%E4%B8%AA

After downloading the source code , There are two places that need to be modified ：

1. Time ： Please amend love.html, The first 188 That's ok ,setfullyear Set the date , Then when setting , branch , second , Here is the start time of being together , The program will automatically calculate how long it has been .

2. Modify what you want to say , Please amend Love.html The first 23 OK, let's start .

The allowable effect of the source code is shown in the figure below ：

love
Source code download address ：

https://github.com/wuxia2001/loveyue/tree/master/%E7%AC%AC%E4%BA%8C%E4%B8%AA

After downloading the source code , There are also two places that need to be modified ：

1. Time ： Please amend index.html, The first 63 That's ok ,setfullyear Set the date , Then when setting , branch , second , Here is the start time of being together , The program will automatically calculate how long it has been .

2. Modify what you want to say , Please amend index.html The first 22 OK, let's start .

The allowable effect of the source code is shown in the figure below ：

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Confession love letter

Java The programmer

I can abstract the whole world , But I can't abstract you . Because you are so specific in my heart .

I can overload or even cover any method in the world , But I can't overload my missing for you .

Maybe it's meant to be , You are always branded with static attributes in my world .

And I accidentally called the love you method .

When I pass myself into this method as a parameter without hesitation , I found that falling in love with you is an endless circle .

It keeps returning. My missing for you is on the stack of my heart .

VB The programmer

If you.isMM() then、

me.Rose2(you)

if you.isSingle() and you.pretty()

then

me.invite(you)

if me.success

then

me.haveAGreatValentine(me and you)

Database programmers

Every time you look at me with a smile , Will trigger my heartbeat , I find myself deeply in love with you , There is no escape , Because we are in the same Database in .

After my long-term inquiry and Analysis , The structure of your watch is becoming clearer and clearer , You are gentle and beautiful , Elegant and virtuous , It's just what I have in mind BCD.

How I want to JOIN you , But I can't find the right one id.If You can be with me , You are my unique, I will never be half hearted , Go find the others foreign key.

for you , I will DELETE All my bad temper , And from time to time UPDATE own . You gave it to me transaction, No matter what @@error Equal to several , I will commite, make all-out efforts .

I'll hold on tight FETCH, Our wonderful memories together , Turn it into an encrypted stored procedure , Not fleeting tempdb.

Once there was a sincere love in front of me , But I didn't cherish it , Because I'm a programmer .

Waiting for the loss to regret , This is the most painful thing in the world .

If God could give me another chance , Be sure to say your love ！

Although not every love can be compiled , I think I'm the lucky one ……

I'll help you here today , Learn to watch quickly （ set ） white （ road ）Ta Well ！

On the blackboard

In this day filled with the sour smell of love ,

Feel for your she （ He ）

Express your “ Love ” Well ！

perhaps , Write a love letter to your teammate ~

thank Ta Band of （ No ） fly （ kill ） Grace .

Maybe , You will find someone who can spend the holiday together next year .

Okay , Let's do it ！