Unexpectedly, there are such sand sculpture code comments! I laughed

From the official account ： Top programmers

The back-end code of a station is “ Open source ”, At the same time, all over the network , There's the God code in the comments .

That's what we know , It turns out that programmers are all storytellers ; Over the years , We've gone through their countless routines ......

First , The product manager , I make complaints about it forever ！ The comments of netizens are also very penetrating , It's like reading a programmer's diary to read the code , Every page is full of hate for product managers .

then , We should also question the soul ： Are you a distinguished paying member ？

It can't help but remind people of some music before app Of the poor Vip, Sure enough , The poor will be marked everywhere .

Actually , More than that , There are many ways to play code annotations . After all , You programmers play best .

01 Kill a product manager to worship God

Maybe programmers all over the world , All of them have hidden the knife that they hold up to the product in the code , And not paying attention , The tip of the knife came out ......

Stupid is the product , Is not my

What do you want , I have no choice .jpg

▲ Xinlin is the product manager , Li Chao is a designer

The pot is a product , Is not my

02  The demands are all in the notes

Come out to work , It's just to make money ？ carelessly , The real idea is in the notes .

Have to say , The programmer of the station , Really good at things .

“ More money, less work, bigger office , It's better to travel abroad often and get reimbursement .” Student Era Sergey Brin Also put this simple vision in the resume code Notes . original , Everyone's career pursuit , Almost. . Although later he became Google cofounder .

03  carelessly , Just tell the truth

Leaders and bosses always have some unspeakable caution , however , Programmers, you are too honest ？！

The boss's trick , It's all exposed by you .

/**  The boss said that multithreading should not be started at first , Wait for customers to optimize their needs  */

Of course , Colleagues are not so reliable .

04  Taking a loudspeaker ,“ friendly ” Compare notes

In code comments , Programmers can also travel across time and space comment propaganda , Have a friendly exchange and exchange of views .

For example, the following two lines of comments , It's a shout that spans two years .

however , carelessly , The painting style may have changed , I can't help but Diss For a moment .

//somedev1 - 6/7/02 Add temporary tracking to login screen

// somedev2 - 5/22/07 For a moment

05  Apes , Learn English well

There are also some notes , Contains the elder programmer's earnest words and sincere heart ： Learn English well ！ Otherwise, it will make a joke .

It doesn't matter if Lan Xiang graduates , It's important that abbreviations should not be scribbled ：

Otherwise, the consequences will be serious ：

#  No more  anal  I made the variable name 
#  You want to use  anal  This abbreviation means analyze（ analysis ）, But  anal  This word means “ Anus ”
#  I can see it everywhere  anal  The word ！
#  Please don't do it again ！
#  You can use it if you want analyze, perhaps xbvvzr, Or anything else . Just don't write it as  anal_insert  perhaps  anal_check 了 
# insert It means to insert ,check It means to check , Do it yourself 

06  Hi, colorful eggs , I want to know something about

If you have a pair of discerning eyes , Maybe you can see , Those hidden in Console Job ads in . Maybe , You've been on the top of your life since then ~

07 A warm reminder for the staff leaving the company

however , Be careful about job hopping . The most conscientious note in history , Come across such a pit , Just get out of here .

08  My code is like a poem

Last , Writing code is like writing a poem , It's like singing a song .

I'll just write the comment like this , No code bug！

however , Come back , You write code , They all write notes ？

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