How bad can a programmer be?

I know there is another question about soul torture ：“ How bad can a programmer be ？” Let all programmers have feelings . Xiaobian selected two interesting high praise answers just to attract jade , Welcome to tell us the stories that happened to you or around you ！

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From Zhihu netizens “Benny”

I think of a thing more than ten years ago , Once I helped a client Java Project team upgrade framework .

After entering the stadium, I repeatedly heard the operation and maintenance brother of the project team complain war The bag is too big , It will take a long time for each release , Used to WebSphere Maybe you know what I'm talking about .

that , this war How big ？ Probably 2G！！！？？？

So I decided to study the pigeon , incorrect , this war Why is the bag so big ？

A quick dig , Sure enough, I found the baby in it . original war There are also two installation packages hidden in the package .

One is JDK1.4; The other is PES2006, real ....... Live football ？！

according to SVN Record of submission , The big brother who caused the accident was soon found .

It is said that it was on a dark and windy night , A few yard animals who are still working overtime have a temporary idea , I decided to have some fun together .

The leader shared his game with his friends for convenience , I thought of submitting it to SVN Such a brilliant idea ......

Of course , According to his original plan , This file should be deleted later ！ But , They had a great time that night ......

No one would have expected that this document would slip in quietly war package , Lurking all the way to the production environment , And then it rubbed over and over again, poor WebSphere And operation and maintenance brother for nearly a year .

After learning the truth , My little brother looks like this ：

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From Zhihu netizens “ zero five ”

The boss thinks the company is full of men , Lack a little Yin and softness , Want to balance , It happened that the mutual fund company poured a large number of , Send a large number of resumes to the company .

The boss thinks he is also a technical background , I hired a female programmer with three years of working experience , Mutual gold , The asking price is not low .

I went on vacation , Without meeting her , When I get back, I have to arrange work , Then I found the problem .

Arranged a new project for her , It's about exhibitions , Briefly told her about the work arrangement ： Take a ride first Spring Maven project , Then talk to the product about the requirements , Consider the data model , Meet me in two days and confirm the specific model .

She didn't say anything , When the next day is almost off work , The product came to ask me , Why hasn't she started yet ？ I said I arranged , Go and ask her , She said the framework is still waiting for the technical director （ That's me ） Yes , She's not an architect , Can't .

At that time, I was confused , There is also this operation , You just Spring You can build one website . And asked her if she needed to talk ？ Did the data model come up with an idea ？ She added. , Demand is BA Talking about , She will not .

I'm in a hurry , Then what would you ？ She said that her original company was a framework and the environment was well matched , She just writes code .

My heart was half cold , It is estimated that I will finally clean up the mess of this project . Go find the boss and replace him , The boss said you could take her , Anyway, this project is not urgent , Just add a light to the company ！

Can't , I can only take her hard , During all kinds of Eclipse I won't talk about the environment , such as SVN The configuration ignores the file type ,Lombok Plug-in, etc. , In short, the environment will not match .

Finally help her complete the environment , The detailed design was also written and explained to her , Finally started , The code was submitted a few days later .

I did it code review, The heart is half cold again ：

• Method , Class name , Variables, etc. are all Chinese Pinyin .

• Business logic can be reused without writing public methods , Not to mention using custom annotations .

• What is the hump nomenclature? I don't know .

• MySQL Some table field names are all capitalized , Some are all lowercase , Some come with me to a hump .

I ran to the boss to change , The boss made a ha ha , Oh dear , Not everyone has your level , Bring it again and maybe you'll come out .

I couldn't help it , Give me a high hat , I had to go back and talk to her about the code specification for a long time , In fact, it's Ali's way , Install a plug-in to check , I also focused on naming conventions , Name it in English , Otherwise, if there are few comments, it is difficult to understand the program , She nodded , Say it's changed , I believe it .

Wait until the code is submitted again , I have a look at , A mouthful of blood almost didn't spit on the screen , The length, width and height of the exhibit are in meters , As a result, the good guy looked , length long_rice, Height high_rice.

At that time, I really didn't understand what the brain circuit was , He pressed down his anger and ran to ask her what it meant , She said plausibly ： What you said , When naming, it's best to reflect the unit of measurement .

I can't help it , Roared ： that rice What unit is it , What unit is it ？ She doesn't show weakness , Turn on the screen of Ciba , Move to MI Zi , say ： You can have a look , Rice is just rice Do you ？

I was speechless , I can only run to the boss again , The boss was speechless , I can only laugh at myself and say ： Didn't she pass level Four , I also checked .

The final outcome of this matter is when I meet people , Ask some English words face to face , I'm really afraid .

PS：rice I really didn't understand this , I remember there's another thing I saw , She named the sender of the message hair, I was stunned and knew .

We are all high-level , I don't think such simple English is impossible , But in fact, I'm interviewing again these two days , I see a classmate's written test question code has scanner, Then I asked him during the interview ：scan What does that mean? ？ I thought about it for a long time. , Didn't say it . To avoid such an embarrassing scene , I suggest you have a look at java Relevant interview questions , Recommend wechat apps Java Interview questions , A lot of primary connotation 、 intermediate 、 Senior architect interview questions , Support online question brushing .

What do you want to say , Feel free to leave a comment below , Tell me about their different funny experiences ！

author ：Benny、 zero five

https://www.zhihu.com/question/314644210

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