After reading the programmer's story, I can't help covering my chest...

One 、
Program ape asked Kobe :” Why are you so successful ?
Kobe :” Do you know what Los Angeles looks like at 4 a.m ?
Program the ape : “ know , At that time, I was still writing code , What's up? ?”
Kobe :“ forehead …”

Two 、
The goddess : You can make people in this forum quarrel , I'll go with you tonight .
Program the ape : PHP Language is the best language !
BBS , All kinds of quarrels .
Program the ape : Not today , I have to convince them ,PHP Language is the best language .

3、 ... and 、
I am a bitter b The programmer , It's almost all night working overtime tonight , I'm so sleepy that I can't open my eyes , Woman . The boss is very concerned , Ask me if I want to have a midnight snack .
I didn't say well , Let's call it a midnight snack , Just let me sleep .
Female boss red face said a hate , And sit next to me , It seems close to me , It makes me nervous , Did she find out that my program was out bug ?

Four 、
My husband must find a programmer ! ! ! !! !
More money, less death

5、 ... and 、
My wife calls my husband who is a programmer : " Buy a jin of steamed buns and bring them back from work , If you see a watermelon seller , Just one .”
In the evening , The programmer's husband enters with a steamed bun in his hand I went home …
My wife said angrily :“ Why did you buy a bun ? !”
Husband answers day :“ Because I saw a watermelon seller .

6、 ... and 、
Someone posts :“ With all of you JR , I want to be a procedural ape , May I have something to pay attention to …”
Some ape :” I'll talk to you after work …"
however … Then I asked my programmer friend to borrow 1000 , He said to lend you more 24 Well , Round it up

7、 ... and 、
To make IT It's a hard work , I want to change it - OK, what to do ?”" Knock it Enter key .”

Suddenly feel sorry for programmers ...

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