How do programmers teach their bosses to do things in one sentence? "I'm off duty first. You have to work harder."

Before, I wrote a high EQ coping strategy in the workplace, which was highly praised . Everyone sighed that it was very useful , There is no problem except unemployment .

But think back , Do you help the leader order takeout but he forgets to pay ; Do you want to leave work on time but your colleagues don't leave ; Do you want to sleep at work but the boss is nearby … This is all a problem ！

So today I solemnly launched the second bullet of high EQ in the programmer workplace ！ believe me , The boss always praises you for being a person ！ After learning , You are the boss's big trouble ！

1、 After work, what about wechat after receiving the boss's work ？

More terrible than overtime , Mingming is off duty , But it was exploded by the boss's wechat . Ordinary people may simply ignore , Even bad words to the boss ：

This may appear that our cell phone signal is bad , Always drop the chain at critical moments , Relatively low EQ .

High EQ The way to do this is to reply directly TD（ unsubscribe ）, Then explain the next day that you added AAA Come to the top , As a result, I mistook it for a rental agent , It's all a misunderstanding ！

In this way , It has defused the workplace crisis skillfully , Show that you value your boss , Also hint to the boss that you have added a lot of rental agents , The house is more difficult than the three families , The boss can't bear to ask you to work overtime anymore ！

2、 Help the leader order takeout. What if he forgets to pay ？

Everyone must have ordered takeout for the leaders . The boss is rich and forgetful , It's easy to forget to transfer money . People with low EQ will only swallow insult and humiliation silently , Right should send a favor .

But the boss manages everything every day , I can't remember your kindness at all ！ In the end Your money is gone , Classes have to be increased , lose both men and money , Rounding is equivalent to volunteering for the boss , Lose directly to the heart .

and High EQ employees Know how to advance by retreat , Order the same takeout directly to the boss the next day , Inadvertently add another sentence ：“ Look how happy you ate yesterday , I'll reward you again today ！”

This Appreciation Words will deeply hurt the boss's self-esteem , Use associative memory to wake up his feelings for you Owe consciousness . If the boss is too thin skinned, embarrassment turns into anger , You just throw out Baidu Encyclopedia , Just tell him ： It seems that you haven't learned Chinese well. Here is a kind of Respectfully ！

When the boss finds that he has wronged your respect , They will be ashamed of their shallow knowledge , Naturally, I transferred money to you .

3、 How to sleep with the boss on a business trip ？

If you often need to travel with your boss , Unfortunately, they are brothers or sisters of the same sex as the boss , It is likely to face the dilemma of sleeping with the boss .

Ordinary people tend to go to bed late and get up early . I hope you are still working before the boss goes to sleep , The boss wakes up and you are ready to go , So as to leave the impression of hard work .

Big ！ wrong ！ , ！ wrong ！ Does the boss care about you ？ What kind of boss you usually don't know ？

real High EQ Employees should go to bed early and get up late . Because they know , Be sure to set aside wigs for your boss in the morning 、 Private space for taking off wigs at night . This is very important .

As a qualified employee , Also maintain proper concern for the boss . For example, when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night , But found that the boss tossed and turned and couldn't sleep , You can also have an online consultation directly , Help the boss out of insomnia .

But don't show it to the boss during the consultation , Otherwise, he may not sleep all night .

4、 It's time , Colleagues are sitting , What if you want to go ？

This is a classic off-duty dilemma ： At that point, my colleagues didn't leave , You don't leave , It's hard to sit still , You are gone , I'm afraid the next day will be hard .

Someone on the Internet has also published a strict set of tutorials , Like putting a coat on a chair , Create the illusion that people haven't left yet ; Put on the work card , Pretend to go to dinner ; Set the computer to the on mode … The next class showed the style of spy war drama .

It is not necessary to , There's no need to .

real High EQ Everyone knows a truth ：** Get off work at , It's because I'm too efficient ！** The boss hasn't left yet , The boss is inefficient ！ So the high EQ approach is —— Pat the boss on the shoulder , Tell him ：

I'm done , Let's go first , You have to work harder ！

thus , The boss realized that he was inefficient , It will be improved . Even felt that With copper as a mirror, you can dress properly , Taking you as a mirror, you can know when you get off work , Talents of good generals ！ Also liberated colleagues , Even if you lose your job one day , They are all anti roll dead men that colleagues like to talk about .

5、 What if a colleague confesses to you ？

Recently, I found that my brother did emotional counseling online after internship in the Laboratory , Search and ask colleagues how to confess , Say just in case . After I laughed , The sudden thought of this situation may really be the trouble of many people ！

Be confessed by colleagues , Generally, people with low EQ may Refuse loudly on the spot , Avoid office romance , Don't make it difficult for colleagues .

But what do people with high EQ do ？ I suggest cooperating with each other on a project , In cooperation, you can give full play to your ability to throw the pot and create difficulties , Let the other party retreat , At the same time, it can also reduce their workload .

If the other party survives this , After cooperation, you still like you , It means that the other party is tolerant of you and has strong working ability , Might as well try ！ Maybe we can grow old together ！

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